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quotes[0]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Informed decision making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Scott Adams</font></b>'

quotes[1]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Find a job you like and add five days to every week!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">H. Jackson Brown, Jnr.</font></b>'

quotes[2]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Thomas A. Edison</font></b>'

quotes[3]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>I\'ve always wanted to be somebody but now I realise I should\'ve been more specific!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Lily Tomlin</font></b>'

quotes[4]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn\'t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn\'t know it, so it goes on flying anyway!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Mary Kay Ash</font></b>'

quotes[5]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>I don\'t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Woody Allen</font></b>'

quotes[6]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Peter Drucker</font></b>'

quotes[7]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>I intend to live forever. So far, so good!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Steven Wright</font></b>'

quotes[8]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Research tells us 14 out of any 10 individuals likes chocolate!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Sandra Boynton</font></b>'

quotes[9]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Albert Einstein</font></b>'

quotes[10]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>There are no shortcuts in evolution!<b></font> <br><br> - </b><font color="#000000">Louis D. Brandeis</font></b>'

quotes[11]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Isaac Asimov</font></b>'

quotes[12]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Science never solves a problem without creating 10 more!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">George Bernard Shaw</font></b>'

quotes[13]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Charles Darwin</font></b>'

quotes[14]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>The science of today is the technology of tomorrow!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Edward Teller</font></b>'

quotes[15]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Marie Curie</font></b>'

quotes[16]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Colin Powell</font></b>'

quotes[17]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Employees make the best dates. You don\'t have to pick them up and they\'re always tax-deductible!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Andy Warhol</font></b>'

quotes[18]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>History will be kind to me for I intend to write it!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Winston Churchill</font></b>'

quotes[19]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better in the future!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">William Wordsworth</font></b>'

quotes[20]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Oscar Wilde</font></b>'

quotes[21]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it\?!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Albert Einstein</font></b>'

quotes[22]='<font color="#009D6D"><b>Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one\'s living at it!</b></font> <br><br> - <b><font color="#000000">Albert Einstein</font></b>'

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